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Petty Art

"Once upon a time, an egg hatched. But instead of being a bird, it was a Pettyartist. The birds got mad at her, but then she was saved by a wizard. They then flew off into Hogwarts where Pettyartist was raised as a Ravenclaw (since she was almost a bird) until she found her true calling was Hufflepuff. The end."


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Where to ask for pet advice

Apr 4 '14

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Apr 4 '14


"Wanna bet?" "No, I want to buy."

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Apr 4 '14


My only crime was love. In town there was only she who was as beautiful as me - on the inside.

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Apr 4 '14
  • Ursula: I only wished to reclaim what was mine!
  • Scar: I only wished to end the segregation between species!
  • Gaston: I only wished to save her!
  • Maleficent: I only wanted to be included!
  • Hook: I only wanted to teach the boy responsibility!
  • Cruella: I only wanted a coat made out of puppies!
  • Everyone: oh my god WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

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Apr 4 '14

Also can I just say that I’m so stoked that Dylan is starring in this musical.

His voice is like melted butter, man.

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Apr 4 '14

Omfg aladdin

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Apr 4 '14

Watching Twisted finally

Omfg this is absolute perfection

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Apr 4 '14



i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…

Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.

That’s a child. A living being that you made.

That shit goes on etsy.

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Apr 3 '14

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Apr 3 '14

The Game Cube can be hit with a sledgehammer and work just fine. The Nintendo DS was specifically designed to be able to survive a 1.5 meter (five foot) drop onto solid concrete without breaking, and one of the company’s bigwigs wouldn’t let it go past the design phase until the design team could guarantee it could survive the drop at least 10 times. In fact, Nintendo products have such a reputation for being impossible to break through normal means that they spawned the term “Nintendium”—an all-purpose phrase given to pieces of technology that survive extreme punishment. For example, take the Gulf War Game Boy, an original Game Boy console that survived having a freaking bomb dropped on it.

Nintendo never advertises their products as being durable, they don’t brag about their Game Boys being bomb-proof or their consoles being tough enough to survive being hit by a car. They just expect their customers to be human and include features to prepare for that humanity. While other companies decide that they’re nice by including a cover to protect the screen of the $600 phone you just bought in case you drop it, Nintendo just builds a device that can survive being dropped in the first place and doesn’t make a big deal about it. Because that’s how a real company does business.

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The Wii is the only exception though.

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Not the wiimote though

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Apr 2 '14

So I have to rely on Magellan to feed my roommate’s catfish because I can’t land the wafers close enough.

So far Magellan got 2 in and the female platy landed 1.

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Apr 2 '14

So I tried to take a small nap at work with the bird and she kept trying to get under my chin to snuggle.

Also me without glasses whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

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Apr 2 '14







Come on man… use your webs to stop her falling.. what’s the worst that could happen

I actually just shuddered reading that line. 

Read the comics and you too can understand all that is wrong with that apparent solution

(Source: gwenstcy)

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Apr 2 '14


summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

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Apr 2 '14

I keep thinking my hair is in a ponytail when it’s actually all gone.

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