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"Once upon a time, an egg hatched. But instead of being a bird, it was a Pettyartist. The birds got mad at her, but then she was saved by a wizard. They then flew off into Hogwarts where Pettyartist was raised as a Ravenclaw (since she was almost a bird) until she found her true calling was Hufflepuff. The end."
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Apr 24 '12
Bathroom with glass floor, overlooking a 15 story elevator shaft.
Well that’d get me to shit pretty hard.
I could not use that bathroom… I just have a thing against using bathrooms with clear floors over what could be my impending doom.
That shit better be reinforced.
Me: They should have the toilet so it’s pressure-sensitive, so the floor looks completely black and then as you sit on the toilet— BAM. The shaft lights up.
My mom: They should put an animatron of a creepy thing like a dead girl crawling up the wall.
Me: ….oh my god, MOM.