"Once upon a time, an egg hatched. But instead of being a bird, it was a Pettyartist. The birds got mad at her, but then she was saved by a wizard. They then flew off into Hogwarts where Pettyartist was raised as a Ravenclaw (since she was almost a bird) until she found her true calling was Hufflepuff. The end."
I immediately pictured that episode of Friends where Monica and Rachel fight over the last condom, and I have to say that picturing Rachel, Blaine, and Mercedes fidgeting awkwardly in the hall while Kurt, Finn, and Sam fight over a condom is like. The best thing I have ever pictured in mylife.
THIS IS EVERY HOPE AND OR DREAM I COULD EVER HAVE BECAUSE KURT WOULD FIGHT DIRTY AND THERE WOULD BE SO MANY HILARIOUS THINGS HAPPENING WHILE THE OTHER THREE STOOD IN THE HALLWAY TRYING TO PRETEND THEY HAD NO IDEA WHAT WAS GOING ON, EVEN WHEN FINN IS LIKE “YOU BIT ME” BECAUSE AGAIN, KURT FIGHTING DIRTY.”