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Petty Art

"Once upon a time, an egg hatched. But instead of being a bird, it was a Pettyartist. The birds got mad at her, but then she was saved by a wizard. They then flew off into Hogwarts where Pettyartist was raised as a Ravenclaw (since she was almost a bird) until she found her true calling was Hufflepuff. The end."


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Apr 29 '12
Who were you in a past life?

monkeyaround92:

cookiemarlolongbottom:

iamnerdtastic:

monkeyaround92:

meganski23:

Meg was a novelist who likes playing with stray cats.

Amrit was an artist who lived in a little house with a can of beer.

Kyle was a street performer who lived in a mansion with an imaginary friend.

alex was a duck who lived in a little house with stray dogs.

Omg I wod watch you ALL DAY ERRY DAY

pettyartist was a potato who lived in a mansion with a jar of pickles.

It’s an 80’s buddy sitcom… and the big season 3 plot twist would be that the pickles urn out not to be dill but bread and butter and we have to work through it together.

201 notes (via monkeyaround92 & meganski23)

  1. chimchimcharoo reblogged this from monkeyaround92 and added:
    Olivia was a pharaoh who lived in a castle with children.
  2. there-really-was-a-cake reblogged this from cookiemarlolongbottom and added:
    Aylin was a princess who loves sleeping with stray cats.
  3. xsapphirewolf reblogged this from werewolf-bowtie and added:
    Sapphire Wolf was a Pharaoh who likes to make out with a cranky bear. 0_0 Wat.
  4. ishimazing reblogged this from pettyartist and added:
    Callie was Batman who— wait. wait hold up. we don’t need anymore. /Callie was Batman./
  5. wouldirunoff reblogged this from theposhpanda and added:
    Katherine was Batman who lived in a castle with stray cats. YES. YES. YES THIS. YES. GOOD.
  6. theposhpanda reblogged this from boozledorf and added:
    Posh Panda was a novelist who likes playing with a jar of pickles. so….not much has changed.
  7. regina-cordium reblogged this from boozledorf and added:
    Alex was a king who likes to make out with a cranky bear. I’m so kick ass and manly. I just make out with bears, nbd
  8. boozledorf reblogged this from bouncyenvos and added:
    Boozledorf was a street performer who loves sleeping with stray dogs. Fuck it I hate this site.
  9. ohmyteapots reblogged this from icandickonthesexpistols and added:
    Nat was a porn actor who fell in love with a jar of pickles. Dat jar ;D
  10. icandickonthesexpistols reblogged this from defeatingdemise and added:
    Tori was a frog who liked to make out with prostitutes. Um, never mind past life, that pretty much described my Saturday...
  11. defeatingdemise reblogged this from nagi-ramen and added:
    Limei was a novelist who loves sleeping with stray dogs. But I hate dogs.
  12. geekyartist reblogged this from shameparade and added:
    Rebecca was a tissue paper who likes to make out with an imaginary friend…. I thought they said past life, not current?
  13. greekin reblogged this from notallthosewhowanderarelost--yet and added:
    Despina was a farmer who likes to make out with fortune tellers.
  14. theironsidedalek reblogged this from ssherlawk and added:
    Amber was a tissue paper who lived in a little house with prostitutes. WAT.
  15. whiteelephantsonparade reblogged this from youcancall-me-al and added:
    Corrine was an artist who lived in a mansion with fortune tellers. accurate
  16. nofandomleftbehind reblogged this from youcancall-me-al and added:
    musictherapistrule was a princess who lived in a castle with children.
  17. feldrian reblogged this from pettyartist and added:
    Kat was a queen who lived in a castle with fortune tellers. Hell yeah.
  18. youcancall-me-al reblogged this from a-bobloblaw-lawblog and added:
    Janelle was a novelist who fell in love with stray dogs.
  19. answertolifeis42 reblogged this from lavender-and-creme and added:
    Tom was a frog that enjoyed sleeping with children
  20. lavender-and-creme reblogged this from alexfisherson and added:
    Angelina was a dictator who lived in a mansion with prostitutes.
  21. notallthosewhowanderarelost--yet reblogged this from werewolf-bowtie and added:
    Ya’el was a sponge who lived in a little house with a jar of pickles.
  22. braunfels reblogged this from jenevous and added:
    Rudy Alexander Morales was an executioner who fell in love with fortune tellers.
  23. insaneturnip reblogged this from neuroticdragon and added:
    “Rudobiku_Katsuyo was a prince who lived in a castle with children.” I don’t have any castle nor money but in my heart I...
  24. ssherlawk reblogged this from werewolf-bowtie and added:
    Zacharaii was an executioner who lived in a castle with a cranky bear. Seems legit.
  25. werewolf-bowtie reblogged this from oprahs-right-nipple and added:
    Michelle was a queen who loved sleeping with old people. #WTF
  26. iam-sherlokid reblogged this from oprahs-right-nipple and added:
    Bridget was a princess who likes playing with an imaginary friend a lazy girl obsessed with fictional people, does...
  27. neuroticdragon reblogged this from luckstergal and added:
    ^ LOL, Lucksters. XD cinda7 was a street performer who likes to eat in fancy restaurants with slaves. And just for fun…...
  28. thejoshinator reblogged this from socialistexan and added:
    Josh was a novelist who loved sleeping with fortune tellers.
  29. shamowkitty reblogged this from drunksparce and added:
    Frankie was a potato who likes to make out with a can of beer.
  30. sauscy reblogged this from fantasygrrrl and added:
    Hanna was an artist who loves sleeping with prostitutes. why are mine always sexual
  31. predatorspet reblogged this from catbuttcat and added:
    Desirae’ was a banana who loves sleeping with a cranky bear. this legitimately explains everything.
  32. lifezsimplicity reblogged this from pettyartist and added:
    JeremyApple was a duck who likes to eat in fancy restaurants with prostitutes.
  33. observingmrsnorris reblogged this from brazenxbull and added:
    I was Batman who loved sleeping with a jar of pickles. i am ok with this.
  34. scaper12123 reblogged this from thetcwashere and added:
    Remington Howell was a duck who loves sleeping with a cranky bear. …what? Remington was a Pharaoh who fell in love with...
  35. gingerpirates reblogged this from meganski23 and added:
    lived in a little house...slaves. (INTERESTING :P)
  36. forthelove-ofcats reblogged this from brazenxbull and added:
    Elizabeth Lenz was Batman who lived in a mansion with children.
  37. brazenxbull reblogged this from breakingdownbailey and added:
    I was an executioner who loves sleeping with prostitutes. Sounds about right…
  38. atrial-flutters reblogged this from socialistexan and added:
    Linda was Hitler who likes to make out with an imaginary friend. wtf
  39. mehreel reblogged this from spookiepepe and added:
    Romeow and Pooch-iet? XD