"Once upon a time, an egg hatched. But instead of being a bird, it was a Pettyartist. The birds got mad at her, but then she was saved by a wizard. They then flew off into Hogwarts where Pettyartist was raised as a Ravenclaw (since she was almost a bird) until she found her true calling was Hufflepuff. The end."
HELPFUL LINKS!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
And I KNOW it’s a cheesy song… I KNOW!
BUT THE MOMMA’S GONNA DIE IN IT!!
And if she’s gonna meet Jesus, she’s gotta have so NEW GODDAMN SHOOOOOEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS.
WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
