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Petty Art

"Once upon a time, an egg hatched. But instead of being a bird, it was a Pettyartist. The birds got mad at her, but then she was saved by a wizard. They then flew off into Hogwarts where Pettyartist was raised as a Ravenclaw (since she was almost a bird) until she found her true calling was Hufflepuff. The end."


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Posts tagged Jetsamjunk

May 27 '13

tchy:

psycho-manties:

chocominttea:

What? You’d like a million of them, you say? Right this way for the full instructions. 

I want to try this. :o

uhhhh malissa we need these y/n

Note to self: make these sometime this summer.

101,714 notes (via at-the-bearicades-of-freedom & buzzfeedfood)Tags: jetsamjunk

May 6 '13
osamah: this one goes out to all them fine hunnies

osamah:

this one goes out to all them fine hunnies

33,177 notes (via stormofthunder & televating)Tags: jetsamjunk LIZ LOOK

Apr 20 '13
It’s actually Nichole’s— I’m watchung her while she’s deployed to Kuwait. Because I’m a nice sister. :P

It’s actually Nichole’s— I’m watchung her while she’s deployed to Kuwait. Because I’m a nice sister. :P

3 notes Tags: jetsamjunk

Jan 3 '13

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Dec 27 '12

oxboxer:

An iguana.

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Dec 4 '12

okay listen up i’m only gonna post this once here’s how you do the source code thing on facebook to see who are the people who look at your profile the most

go to facebook

right click anywhere

click view page source

then ctrl+f: “orderedfriends”

then it’s going to have a lot of numbers in quotation marks so like “1089920002001” so you would copy that

then go to facebook.com/(number here)

and that’s the persons profile

so the first number listed is the person who looks at your profile the most, then the second is the second highest visitor, etc. etc. you get it right DON’T MESSAGE ME ABOUT THIS I’M NOT GONNA ANSWER

Top 5 in order:

  1. Mom
  2. Dad
  3. Younger twin
  4. Older twin
  5. Liz

Liz you are now part of the family congrats.

(Source: apatows)

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Dec 4 '12

i gizoogle'd the klaine box scene and i'm jUST

  • blaine: It’s a promise ring. I juiced it up up of gum wrappers. Juicy Fruit. My fuckin straight-up wrigley’s fo’ realz."
  • kurt: And…is dat a lil bowtie, biatch? But what tha fuck is yo ass promising, biatch?
  • blaine: To always ludd yo ass fo’sho. To defend yo ass even if I know you’re wrong. To surprise yo ass fo’sho. To always pick up yo’ call no matta what tha fuck I’m bustin. To bake yo ass dem scooby snacks at least twice a year n’ ta kiss yo ass whenever n’ where ever yo ass want. Mostly ta make shizzle yo ass remember just how tha fuck perfectly imslick yo ass is. I know it’s not some shiznit Elizabeth Taylor would’ve worn. I aint talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy biatch."
  • kurt: I ludd dat shit. I ludd yo ass fo’sho.

933 notes (via beautifulwhatsyourhurry & cheerioblaines)Tags: oh my god best jetsamjunk because you need to see this Liz

Oct 19 '12
deadyartist: help I’m [peeing

deadyartist:

help I’m [peeing

49 notes (via pettyartist)Tags: tinychat saltpixie jetsamjunk I thought about this this morning and i started laughing so hard again

Oct 18 '12
poor liz

poor liz

4 notes Tags: jetsamjunk desperateduchess saltpixie tinychat

Oct 17 '12
Liz: Ewww Emily has the sluttiest butt Me: Yeah eww she’s smelly and unpopular

Liz: Ewww Emily has the sluttiest butt

Me: Yeah eww she’s smelly and unpopular

11 notes Tags: saltpixie jetsamjunk tinychat

Oct 17 '12
help I’m [peeing

help I’m [peeing

49 notes Tags: tinychat saltpixie jetsamjunk

Oct 17 '12
Liz is ranting about the plot of the last Tinkerbell movie she watched

Liz is ranting about the plot of the last Tinkerbell movie she watched

8 notes Tags: what saltpixie Jetsamjunk tinychat

Oct 14 '12

jetsamjunk asked:

Ok, I'll confess, I SENT THAT ANON HATE. You see, I just V_V I just got SO OFFENDED over those pit bull posts and all that Glee stuff, I just, I just hate it all soooo much! I mean, how can you live with yourself!? Why can't you stick with posting pokemon drawings and be happy with that?! HUH!? JEEZE Beaner-bean you just, UGH you make me so mad.

UMM EXCUSE ME LIZ YOU COULD HAVE JUST SAID IT TO MY FACE GOOOSSSHHHH


ALSO I AM THE ONE WHO PEED IN YOUR CORNFLAKES FYI

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Oct 2 '12

jetsamjunk asked:

I want to punch your October icon, I want to punch it and I want it to feel pain.

Good.

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Oct 1 '12

jetsamjunk asked:

Would you rather have to answer every gross question Emily asks you on a daily basis for the rest of your life and have them come true, or allow me to wall paper every house you live in from now and forever with glocke smut and/or porn?

How about I just disown both of you

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