"Once upon a time, an egg hatched. But instead of being a bird, it was a Pettyartist. The birds got mad at her, but then she was saved by a wizard. They then flew off into Hogwarts where Pettyartist was raised as a Ravenclaw (since she was almost a bird) until she found her true calling was Hufflepuff. The end."
HELPFUL LINKS!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: vivalasgomez)
Oh Karl.
(Source: birblogsonra)
Zanny: elephant baba
Zanny: asdfjkl;kjdfasdykl;kjhgdszfxgcjkgnfl
Zanny: 'awBKLNG;'A
Zanny: S'NB
Zanny: A';LV
Zanny: ALF
Zanny: A'
Zanny: '
Zanny: the one guy
Zanny: takes his walking stick
Zanny: and his cock out
Zanny: and wrapshis cock aroudn it
Zanny: an starts twisting the walking stick
Zanny: s'dfhjkasljfdhka
Hjorth: jzkfhjaksf what?!?
Zanny: I AM NOT JOKING
Zanny: JKHASDFGADFJGHA
Hjorth: sdd oh my god hsfafhw HOW
Zanny: HE JUST DID
Zanny: HE WRAPS IT AROUND THE CANE
Zanny: THEN TWISTED THE CANE
Zanny: PUT THE CANE BEHIND HIM SO HE'S LIKE 'SITTING ON IT' DICK STILL WRAPPED AROUND IT
Zanny: AN STARTS DONIG SQUATS
Zanny: DJKASDAJ
Hjorth: WHAT
Hjorth: I
Hjorth: WHAT
Hjorth: BUT
Hjorth: WHAT
This will keep me off the internet and since I’ve seen the show, it’ll keep me a bit more focused.
The show, for those who don’t know, is about these two guys (Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant— I know some of you know who they are) sending their friend Karl Pilkington out to see the wonders of the world and seeing what he thinks of them.
It sounds straightforward… but Ricky and Steve want to make each trip a living hell for Karl… because nothing is more hilarious than that.
Plus he has the most hilarious view about things in the world.
So hop in if you want to watch!
